"I...I....I feel like a Monkey could have got at least 4."

"Baby, I think I'm gonna just throw up on you right now"

"OHHH BRENDAAAAN" *insert hyenia on meth laugh here*

GAG.

Well folks, this is it.

Boobs or Jocko are done and BB's version of Pretty Woman is gonna be over with.

At first I was rooting for them a little bit, but really they just ended up getting annoying. I couldn't help but feel... embarrassed for them during the last few competitions. I'm guessing Boobs is on her way out the door-here's why. The Brodeo aka Brigayde thinks they can control him easier. I also don't feel that he's as big of a threat as her, plus he's way less likely to start anymore drama in the house. Beyond that I think it works out for the Brodeo better to keep him around and do some dirt.

PityParty kinda gets his way most times as far as that group is concerned, and even though he can't TELL anyone about the Diamond POV, he can still plant the ideas in their head to let things go a certain way.

Next HOH I believe will be Jocko. Yup, that's right.

I think they'll throw HOH and let him win it. Then he's bye bye the week after that. They have Cop and Whiney and brokeback to get rid of, so why not fake a deal with him after he wins(or maybe even before he wins the HOH) and let Jocko get the blood on his hands rather than a member of the brodeo? Especially since PityParty has that diamond POV, and can take down whoever he wants and backdoor someone regardless of who wins pov etc.
Yeah...Boobs will go this week and then they will throw HOH to Jocko and pick off Cop probly since she isn't really in cohoots with anyone and PityParty i think is blowing Brokeback(or vice versa I can't be sure) and Whiney def has the hots for Lane.

There are so many scenarios that work out for the Brodeo with him as HOH next week...say Jocko puts up who...PityParty and Brokeback or PityParty and Whiney....if nobody good wins/uses POV or Jocko puts up someone they don't want to get rid of, matt pulls out his diamond pov and they backdoor Cop. Or maybe Jocko Puts up Cop and Brokeback. Buh Bye Cop. Either way I'm going with Jocko getting HOH next week and Cop going home. Then Jocko is helpless the following week and will get picked off. It's hard to call at this point beyond that because shit changes *SO* fast around there. Right now everyone except Boobs and Jocko are flying under the radar and everyone else is buddy buddy and getting along because they have something in common to hate against. Once they're gone and they all turn on each other it is gonna be interesting. The Brodeo could get shaken up with the Diamond POV yet....plus we still have more Saboteur instances to run through.

Ahhhh the Saboteur. America can't come up with better 'missions' for him than 'put stinky cheese under the bed' etc? For serious? Do some drastic shit. Destroy all the food in storage, dump some shit in the pool. Hide the pool balls, something. ANYTHING more than some bullshit like putting tape on the HG board.

Speaking of weak Sab. missions...the whole get Boobs and Jocko to turn on each other thing failed pretty badly. BUT the sab DOES bring up something I have thought about many times, and makes me wish that I could let myself break down and get live feeds to see if there is something Production is hiding from us. A secret alliance with the Brodeo and Jocko...I mean...it's kinda a good fit, and could explain why he's been basically useless. Plus the way he acted at POV was too extreme. It made me think that he was getting overly mad to cover for the fact that he threw it. The endurance stuff production threw at him DID set him up to lose, but the bowling? 2 Pins?

That makes me wonder.

Big Brother Reeeeeeecap Monday Aug. 9

Feelin' the pressure, Boobs?

Reminds me of those old Reebok Pumps!

So...yeah.

I'm slack.

Well....this time it isn't so much slack that has me behind, but tooooo much going on-no time and no 'net or cable for a week sorta put a crimp in the regular updates attempt.

Anywho we're here now.

Boobs is lessssss than pleased with Jocko after losing ANOTHER HOH. Here's my take on the HOH and POV competitions. The producers ultimately manipulate and control the show, and they're going to do what they seem to think is best for the show/ratings...they have geared certain competitions so that certain folks have a better chance at winning or losing. Hence the long endurance stuff that will knock out the big strong guys in a hurry etc. While the decisions made in the house may not be made directly by the producers, the outcomes of many things are most certainly 'influenced'. Like this weeks HOH...Jocko reallllly needed that win, because as they predicted they were pretty much instantly condemned to go up on the block.

I can't see any way this god awful Alliance/Showmance can continue. Even if Jocko wins POV(and I'll bet money he won't this time)and saves Boobs he's still gonna get canned....unless somehow there is a secret inclusion of him into the Brodeo that we don't know about yet.

If Boobs wins POV(again-I will bet money here that she won't)with the way they've been fighting and the shit she's been talking about Jocko I would imagine she'd use it on herself.

Cop? Whiney? I think the smart move would be to put up a well liked Brodeo member and force Boobs...or Jocko if it's reversed out.

Wannabe Surfer Boy has been laying pretty low, he has no real reason to make any moves at this time, he's pretty secure. But he...and the rest of the Brodeo need to keep an eye on PityParty...he's out for his own. He'll use the safety in numbers while he can...but clearly he has his own agenda.

Bubba....is Bubba. He seems to be playing nice and getting along with most of the HG's but...then again I can't tell if it's because he's a bit.....slow or he's just a good 'ol boy.

PityParty....Pandora's box....I mean...we knew he was going to open it up, right? He basically has control over who stays and who goes for the next two weeks now and he's safe...effectively saving the Brodeo with him....although like I've said before he's out for himself-as demonstrated by not telling his other allies that he has the Diamond POV.

Speaking of Pandora's Box....Brokeback. BROKEBACK IS THE SABOTEUR!?! That's like giving Richard Simmonds a Karaoke machine and some meth with a side of blow. I wonder what 'America' will have him do for his first task.

Cop jumping off and making a deal with herself to be the have not? Meh...I think she's a little nuts.

Whiney is growing on me more and more...except how two-faced she is. I think either her or possibly Cop will walk away with POV later this week. If they play it? Who knows. Whiney *MIGHT* think about saving Boobs but I doubt it.

So my predictions for the week:

Boobs will go home

Cop or Whiney will win POV

that's all I got for ya for now folks.

"SAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

Also "That bwoy's happier 'n a twister in a trailer park riiiiite naaaow!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOO!!!"

Spent the day in what they kept referring to 'Downtown Crapaud' saturday to shoot/take in the 29th Annual PEI Truck and Tractor Pull Championships.


Now to understand why 'Downtown Crapaud' is a bit funny, the place is well....basically made up of a few fields, some houses and misc buildings and then the Crapaud Exhibition Grounds. By 12pm the place was jam packed with people, and the weather was nice-if not a bit hot later in the afternoon. The announcer was responsible for my two opening quotes, and kept things going and pretty lively all day-and somehow we managed to not get shot at. It wasn't a lack of trying on Chris' part-he broke out the total hick accent most times while talking back and forth throughout the day. Between that and my appearance of questionable ethnicity somehow we walked away and weren't shot or tied to the back of any vehicles.

Lots of local rigs and some crazy rigs from away ended up being a pretty big field of competitors.

For some reason I now feel the need to purchase a cowboy hat, manhole cover sized belt buckle and some cowboy boots. LOL perhaps not the look for me.

Here's a few quick grabs from Saturday. Yeeeeee-Haw.

As always, click for larger images-these resized blogger ones look poopy.